Saturday, May 25, 2013

Entry #13: Summer is coming. Not spring.

Look, the quote is spring is coming, but spring isn't coming, but I wanted to say it... just deal with it, okay? Anyways... moving on. I had an improv show yesterday. All sorts of fun, except when I was getting mixed signals. Apparently, one person heard that I had stolen GLITTER (The right one) while another heard that I had stolen LITTER (the wrong one). So either cats poop in sparkles, or I was just not putting something together properly.

On another note, I helped write and acted in a video, the Angel of Rhapsody, which can be seen here http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6nlYadcIUDQ. I play the Angel of Rhapsody. Yes, we sing Bohemian Rhapsody. Yes, we are shoe and shirtless while singing it. Yes, we mace each other. The editing sucks, but I didn't do it so not my fault :P

Also, while eating dinner at Luby's:
      Me: Yes, kids, braces hurt. They feel like your face is being crushed.
      Dad: But they didn't hurt me. I'm super tough.
      One of the Kids: You're super fat?
Ah, the wonders of miss hearing. My dad isn't fat...

Tuesday, May 7, 2013

Entry #12 Okay, I'm still not back.

Again, more illegal blogging. I apologize for the wait, yes I will get ungrounded, yes I will get a camera, blah blah blah whatever. I do what I want, okay? And... sheesh. It's been a long time. I don't know where to start, honestly. Last one was Christmas time? Insane... Well, I wasn't in UIL, but for one of the shows I'm in I'm a narcoleptic  Which means I pass out on stage and then when I wake up attempt to murder someone. Actually, that last part is pretty normal for me. Oh well. And, in another show, I'm a control freak gay guy! Also, not that different from me... I need better quirks. Anyone? Anyone got good ones that AREN'T me? I promise I'll try them out. ummm.... Gah. I need that camera. I'll just stream the blog and then upload it to an archive. BOOM! No need to edit or anything. Just raw me rambling.
So I've been feeling down, and SOMEHOW a confirmation retreat helped. I mean, faith, right? Who'd a thunk it? Actually, a lot of people. Any who, I'll try to start actually using this site. When I am able to. So soon. I swear. I promise. Really.

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Please don't kill me. Please.