Entry #19: Pick up Tricks a la Luke

Am I feeling good? No, not really. But fuck it, this shit's important. I can't type, been too busy throwing my life away and killing brain cells, but I'll try to use proper spelling. Alright. Okay. Thanks John. John, I understand. Anyways, moving on. So, how to pick up hot babes. I got this. Hold on. Yeah, this is actual legitimate advice. However, I suck at following my own advice, so This is why I'm a single lonely asshole. John cooler, but I tell him to shut up. He's a nice guy. AAAANNNYWAYS, moving on again. 

Rule #1: Be yourself. Sounds cheesy as fuck, but it's true as fuck too. Have a good sense of who the fuck you are. A lot of people (I've done this myself, too) go "Oh, if I just change who I am and become who she/he wants me to be, I'll finally find love and they'll love me forever and..." listen, if that mofo doesn't love you for you then they're not worth your time! Got it? You are you. Not anyone else.

Rule #2: Be confident. People are attracted to confidence. Now, there isn't much to explain about confidence, but here are some tips on how to gain it.
          1.) Make eye contact with people as you walk bye. And, and. If they make eye contact with you, smile. Smile and beam at them. Don't give some sissy ass half smile. Smile with your teeth. Smile like you mean it. It'll make their day and increase your comfort level with other people, not to mention if they're someone you need to be dealing with like a cashier, they'll prolly to a better job at it. That leads us to...

          2.) Talk to people. Now, I know my viewership, and they're a bunch of insane people so let me clarify. Talk to people WHO YOU HAVE A REASONABLE REASON to talk to, and talk about SOCIALLY ACCEPTABLE things. For example, your cashier. Or waiter. Or someone walking in the same direction as you, alone. People like this. Bring up a movie you watched, or a tv show you like, or a game you played, or a popular event which happened. Something. Start a conversation. Again, it'll boost your skills talking with people, and make their day.

Rule #3: Don't let rejection punch you in the face. If you get rejected, IMMEDIATELY move on. Don't linger, don't let it get you down. Once you're rejected, especially by a person whom you don't have a friendship with, they cease to exist. Poof. They're gone. So, move on. Find another one, a better one. You've got this shit.

And there you have it folks. How to be successful with the people you want to be with. It ain't complicated, but it may be hard to enact. I know I have problems. But, if you follow this, I promise you'll find someone good for you. Unless you have really bad skills at finding compatible people. Then you're screwed. But other than that... you've got this shit. Go and get 'em.