Entry #20: This is John

Hello everyone! I'm John. This is my first blog... Hmmmm... A bit about myself? I live in Luke's head, I am everything he wants to be, and as his ship was sinking he took his good traits and put them into me. I'll post from time to time, more frequently as he lets me take over more. So! Some fun things happened at work. Like when we ended, I said we were closing, right? Well, I got a comment from a fellow lifeguard that I sounded too mean. So I rephrased it. "good night everyone, and I hope you had a pleasant stay. Please leave the pool in a timely manner... BEFORE I TAZE THE WATER!" Not surprisingly, it cleared the water very quickly. I have more, but honestly I'm tired. Luke's already asleep. Good night!